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I was thinking this the other day. I remember a topic a while back about buying shares in a team, but imagine buying an entire F1 team.

Who would be the drivers?
Who would be the management?
What position would we end up in 2013 WDC and WCC?
Who would be the team principal?
etc?

Just thought it be a bit of a fun topic while we wait for next season.

Can I shotgun team principal ?

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"Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?"

Give 'em hell Dani!

British Driver Supporter (and Daniel Ricciardo)

Team Best

Drivers Louis Hamiltoon & Fernande Alfonzo. Test drivers Kimmie Raickoney & Mischael Schoemaker
Manager Berney Ecklestoned
Position WDC 1, WCC 1
Principal Flavieu Briouxtorres
Designer Adrien Newway

This is the bestest team.

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"OHO!-magazine number 46/2006: - I read somewhere that I drive with the luck of a drunk."

First off, the name of the team would obviously be IAMS HOW F1 Team

Main Sponsor: IAMS
Secondary Sponsor: KittyKat

Driver 1: Benson Cotton
Driver 2: Frederik Alfonso
Reserve Driver: Sumo Brenna
Test Driver 1: Kimberly Rammikon
Test Driver 2: Hulko Nikkon

Team Principle: Russel Brawnd
Designer #1: Audrie Norway
Designer #2: Raw Burn

The car would be purple, orange and white to match the sponsor colours...and because it looks cool.

In the first year we'd expect to be in the top 6 WCC and top 8 WDC.

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I dunno, but I'm engineering the car driven by our #2.

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They'd be disqualified surely for just copying everything off other cars wouldn't they...?

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Warning: The above post may contain sarcasm.

Main Sponsor: Ann Summers
Secondary Sponsor: NSA

Driver 1: Adele
Driver 2: Brad Pitt
Reserve Driver: Nigel Benn
Adele's race engineer: Roger Federer
Brad Pitt's race engineer: Daniel Craig

Team Principal: Rafa Nadal
Designer #1: Andy Murray
Designer #2: Brian Cox (physicist)

Judging by the level of support they get on their respective 'official' threads, Kimi Raikkonen and Mark Webber would be our drivers.

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I say lets hire....

Nigel Stepney
Mike Coughlan
Flavio Briatore
Nelson Piquet, Jr.

for starters

I would give Cucumber Karthikeyan a seat for the team in a instant. Also, could I be a part of the Young Drivers Program?

All of you aspiring to hire Newey...we'll never be able to afford him. He's far too loyal. We have to offer him some hair. Or find another way.

I'd hire some ex spies, assuming they had just quit for family reasons and not been fired because they were no good! We will succeed using underhand and blatantly illegal means where Andrea Moda failed.

It'll be much cheaper, we'll have a good start to the season. Then, when Red Bull start catching up, we can just send the spies over again for a spot of extortion and intimidation. This will work for their drivers too.

"Ah, Mark, always wanted to meet you. Was really sorry to hear about your leg. I saw the crash in Valencia too. That was bloody lucky. Imagine if you had broken that leg again. You should be careful."

I like the replies so far, my team would be:

Who would be the drivers? a women perhaps Sabine Schmitz, just because I want to see a women in F1. Second driver would be James May to make sure the women is better
Who would be the management? Well of course it would be the top gear team (I know they don't know anything about F1 but it be lolz)
What position would we end up in 2013 WDC and WCC? Last - but the car design would be amazing ...que the music
Who would be the team principal? jeremy clarkson of course.

Think there is a theme going on in this reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc