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"Fernando is faster than you"

either:
'Got your nose!'

or:
'Giggy, giggy, goo, who's a cleaver boy then?'

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Fernando, if you want my shirt wait till the end of the next season! Here, make do with my cap for now.

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Vettel / Raikkonen / Button

Fernando: Come on Sebastian you will never be as good as me.

Sebastian: I know.... I know

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A man exists for only a lifetime, a name lasts until the end of time.

everyone

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Fernando: "You free for the evening"
Sebastian: "Fernando I like to be kissed before I get f....."

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Fernando: It's ok little one, you too will learn that you can't win everything.
or
Fernando: I love you so much.

Actually, it's rather an interesting photo, does anyone know when it was taken?

The picture name was german gp

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For some reason that's making me think Alonso looks like some sort of mafia don and Vettel's his wayward son.

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Klaus Kinski: making me question my heroes since January 2013

Thank you

"Seb, why don't you just take the rest of the year off and let uncle 'Nando take care of the others."

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"You are the universe expressing itself as a Human for a little while..."

"My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts,"

You're visiting the stewards later! Dont be too happy yet finger boy!

As Seb didn't flinch, Alonso realised he hadn't quite mastered Spock's death grip.

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"He may look like an idiot and sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot."

FA: Chin up Seb, you can have your 3rd straight world title while I take the plaudits for going 3 years without one at Ferrari.
SV: Yeah, I'll settle for that, but how do I fit 3 world championship stars on this cap?

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In Interlagos, he won it 3 times
"And that's the man that can't race! Sebastian Vettel can only win from the front apparantly, I don't think so, that was amazing!"
14/11/10 Miracle
9/10/11 Double
25/11/12 Treble

Is that Hamilton's hair?

Fernando: Sebastian, I am sorry but the better driver will win.
Sebastian: That's funny, my cap says 'Number 1.' What does yours say?

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DISCLAIMER #2: My posts often tend to deter any users from posting again on a thread. I'm a thread-killer.

Alonso: You've got some championship on your face.

Alonso finds his 7 tenths. It's behind Seb's ear!

"You may have the better car, but I have the better girl"

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Driver Instructor & Test Driver

Fernando: so the stubble is the reason for your speed

If I only could snap that precious neck of yours...

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Supporting N#2s since 1995.

Fernando : you may smile but we all know its Newey !

Let me get that chip off your shoulder.

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oo look, grey pube, markos or bernies?

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everyone

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"And never forget Sebby boy, we're only acting friends as long as they can all see us together here on the podium."

Seb, understand this, you may come from the Fatherland but i race for the land of the Godfather, capiche?

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Wow Sebastian, you're growing some long hair. Let me get that out of the way...

Alonso carefully examines the "Made by Newey" logo hidden under Sebastian's collar.

FA: One day - and this day may never come, I will call upon you for a service.

This caption thread has some of the best captions I have ever seen on here

Considering that this year I have seen so many posts stating that Alonso doesn't like Vettel & vice versa, to me, this picture would say otherwise. In reality, it looks like Alonso is removing something from Vettel's cheek so, why would he even bother, if he really didn't like him, I know I wouldn't. I'm sure someone will disagree with me, but, hey, that's life

[quote="diablof1"]

Fernando squeezes sebs cheek
Fernando: "Your so cute seb"
Seb: "I told you don't do that in public"

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Don't forget, my place, 8 O'Clock. Here let me get that for you.