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Mark: "Hey guys! Look I found Newey's blueprints for next year. It's yours for a fiver and one of those awesome hats Fernando"
Massa: "That's no blueprints. That's Sebastian's coloring book!"

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MW: take a look at this mate ! It's Sebs diary

MW: Look I found Seb's book of winning speeches. Lets make sure he doesn't get to use them this weekend.

Webber: I printed out all the pages from Planet F1 forum with topics against Vettel. Mates, I enjoy so much that forum. Look here: "Vettel not a great yet", "Vettel DID PASS under yellow flag conditions", "Re-Assistance of Vettel to Championship", "The green flag waved to Vettel could be a fake", "Statistically Alonso beat Vettel, point system implications?", "Vettel luckiest driver"...

Alonso: Mmmmm, I like those thrrrrrreads.

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The end is near

Left Webber: Guys, have u seen those webber-bombing threads on the internet, espacially at planetf1-forums.
Middle Webber: Man, I'm eating - that's gross!
Right Webber: AHHHH!! I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT TO MY FACE!!!

Girl: So, this is my thesis on CFD, with an interesting hypothesis on the effects of relative humidity on the coefficient of friction over the surface of a typical F1 car. Would you guys mind suggesting any glaring errors or opportunities for improvement in this?

Guys: ..?

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What did you say... Douglas?

Mark: ...and now if we turn to page 14 you can see my dongle between the pages.

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

Looks lads I found the parts manifesto. I told you I got all the stuff that fails Quality assurance testing.

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

Guys, look at the pictures I took of the pit gals having a shower!

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Vettel / Raikkonen / Button

Look at what I drew on Seb's homework!

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Right lads, I'll squeeze him at the first corner, that should get you past him Fernando, if anything happens to him in midfield then that will be a bonus.
Then Felipe you come alongside on the straight & I'll pretend you are holding me high into turn 1 & that should get Fernando past both of us.

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Get your facts right first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain.

Fernando and felipe, i now pronounce you man and wife!

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Lewis Hamilton Fan....Go Lewis!>>>>

WEBER: And these are the new parts I'm going to try to get built into Vettel's car. I designed them to break down halfway thru the race...

MASSA: Hey! What's the deal? I need some of those for Nando's car too.

ALONSO: Shut up! Can't you see that Force India is spying on us?

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