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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

"Her donkey is mine from March 17th..."

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JB, First I steel your press MILF . Next I steel .......

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

I want that one!

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Multi 21 or Catch 22?!

It ain't hating just 'cause it's not love

What is Lewis's car still doing here?

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

car....car.....car....car.....car....stairs.....BOOBS!

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

What's that guy over there doing with the scissors and hair clippers?

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Winner really!

Hey you bring me another trousers.

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Get your booty in that dark room.

Why did you call me Oedipus?

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Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have the skill & the will but the will must be stronger than the skill. Muhammad Ali

If You Love Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

Perez: "Hey, don't leave me with that cameraman alone".

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No pain, no gain!

Look at the DRS flaps on that....

I think I need my PR skills assessing, Martins office in 10 mins?

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Team Vettel, Ricciardo, Bottas and Button.

"And if you can just get on all fours by the stairs there... I want the cameraman to be able to shoot us from every angle possible"

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PF1 Pick 10 Competition:
Podium finishes - Australia 2015 (3rd), Austria 2016 (3rd)
2015 Position: 30th (2246 points)

#KeepFightingMichael
#JB17

"How about right there... on that car? What sort of driver will i be if i can't 'drive' you on the car!"

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Hay lady, you got toilet paper sticking out

WOMAN!

"These are not the cars you are looking for."

"Mira! I made her flashing red light turn on"

"I want to ride this one!"

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KOBAYASHI & KUBICA

Hey, Senorita!! ....................... Pull my finger!!!

...a dictionary.

D'oh Auto-correct

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

I just assumed you were writing it in a Mexican accent (a stereotypical one). In my head, steel sounds more mexican than steal. Despite being identical sounding words... Perhaps I'm just odd.

No I just fecked up. Can't even blame fat fingers

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

Sergio: AY DIOS MIO!!!!!! Martin - Ease the grip.

Martin: You promised me that the "Lethal Marshmallow" will arrive. And I am not talking about a Fat-Head.

Sergio:

AY DIOS MIO!!!!!

Who let Vickie Guerrero in?

Sergio: I am expecting a burrito platter!!!!

Spokesperson: Too late for that. We have just ordered...

Sergio:

AY DIOS MIO!!!!!!
Marco is at it again!!!! Trying to fund his F1 ride!!!!!

Secretary in the background: I am not so sure where your credit card is.

Whitmarsh: Keep looking.

Later that evening:


Front Desk Agent: Yes Mr. Whitmarsh. Your Presidential Suite is ready. And let's see. Mariachi band - 10,000 Euros. Mexican Banquet - 35,000 Euros.

And there are your escorts.

SP: hey lady, are you sure you can't sit properly inside my car's cockpit just now? your donkey doesn't look that big, you know....?

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too fast to slow down

You. Woman in black. Why are ther no rose petals for me to walk on.?

PR manager: How can you tell is Vickie?

Sergio: I can tell it by looking at the "EXCUSE ME!!!" sign behind her pants.

Get back down those stairs to the dungeon, McLaren will never pay back that $100m to the FIA at this rate!

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"Jean Alesi is using the Maginot Line policy-You shall not pass!"-Murray Walker