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Thanks to Alex777 for the gallery link.

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

"Her ass is mine from March 17th..."

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JB, First I steel your press MILF . Next I steel .......

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

I want that one!

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Multi 21 or Catch 22?!

It ain't hating just 'cause it's not love

What is Lewis's car still doing here?

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

car....car.....car....car.....car....stairs.....BOOBS!

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

What's that guy over there doing with the scissors and hair clippers?

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Winner really!

Hey you bring me another trousers.

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Get your booty in that dark room.

Why did you call me Oedipus?

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Get your facts right first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain.

If You Love Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

Perez: "Hey, don't leave me with that cameraman alone".

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No pain, no gain!

Look at the DRS flaps on that....

I think I need my PR skills assessing, Martins office in 10 mins?

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Jenson Button Fan.

"And if you can just get on all fours by the stairs there... I want the cameraman to be able to shoot us from every angle possible"

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"How about right there... on that car? What sort of driver will i be if i can't 'drive' you on the car!"

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Hay lady, you got toilet paper sticking out

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Marx (Groucho)

WOMAN!

"These are not the cars you are looking for."

"Mira! I made her flashing red light turn on"

"I want to ride this one!"

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KOBAYASHI & KUBICA

Hey, Senorita!! ....................... Pull my finger!!!

...a dictionary.

D'oh Auto-correct

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

I just assumed you were writing it in a Mexican accent (a stereotypical one). In my head, steel sounds more mexican than steal. Despite being identical sounding words... Perhaps I'm just odd.

No I just fecked up. Can't even blame fat fingers

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

Sergio: AY DIOS MIO!!!!!! Martin - Ease the grip.

Martin: You promised me that the "Lethal Marshmallow" will arrive. And I am not talking about a Fat-Head.

Sergio:

AY DIOS MIO!!!!!

Who let Vickie Guerrero in?

Sergio: I am expecting a burrito platter!!!!

Spokesperson: Too late for that. We have just ordered...

Sergio:

AY DIOS MIO!!!!!!
Marco is at it again!!!! Trying to fund his F1 ride!!!!!

Secretary in the background: I am not so sure where your credit card is.

Whitmarsh: Keep looking.

Later that evening:


Front Desk Agent: Yes Mr. Whitmarsh. Your Presidential Suite is ready. And let's see. Mariachi band - 10,000 Euros. Mexican Banquet - 35,000 Euros.

And there are your escorts.

SP: hey lady, are you sure you can't sit properly inside my car's cockpit just now? your ass doesn't look that big, you know....?

You. Woman in black. Why are ther no rose petals for me to walk on.?

PR manager: How can you tell is Vickie?

Sergio: I can tell it by looking at the "EXCUSE ME!!!" sign behind her pants.

Get back down those stairs to the dungeon, McLaren will never pay back that $100m to the FIA at this rate!