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But no one has said fun cant be poked at Hamilton....I personally think this is not a good caption pic

Here's a picture of Sebastian for everyone to make jokes about, so we can stop whining about making fun of Lewis.

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Vettel: "I'll still beat those two lovebirds with my hands tied behind my back".

If you let me go I won't tell. Now Please Ashley will you let me go?

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

That is one of the few times i've literally laughed out loud at this forum, and unfortunately it was in the middle of chewing pita chips, which I then choked on.

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i don't see where there is whinging about making jokes about Lewis.

First of all....what the merry hell?!


Anyway, a caption!

"You might be laughing Sebastian but it's true. Sign for Marussia or we release the Alsatians instead."

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"Jean Alesi is using the Maginot Line policy-You shall not pass!"-Murray Walker

Look for the word hyenas.

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Seavett: TOTO!!!! HURRY!!!!! THE SKUNK IS TURNING AROUND!!!!!!

"Wolverine": How do you like my free car?

"Wolverine": Who wants to do the "Checker twist"?

Lewarine: "Yes, it's real! Only Nicole touches it... the beard."

bah... nothing beats swarlie.

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Seb: "No, I'll never stop waving the victory finger."
Hidden torturer: "Unleash the crack... er... Wait a minute! Unleash the Alsatian"
Seb: "not the awesome awesomeness of fluffy Alsatian... You may make me giggle, but this is Spart... I will wave my victory finger!"

I know that I'm not that funny... :p

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Seb: "You can bite off the finger as often as you want - it will always regrow to its well-known glory!" - followed by an evil laugh

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How to fix F1:
1. Stop seeking consensuses on rules - it will always turn out to be the least favourible option for everyone involved...
2. Listen to the fans - there are plenty of them and they have good ideas...

"Look at these Hyenas having a go at Lewis with their stupid jokes, why not asking Alonso if he can send some emails that traitor"

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Bottas
Thank you Nico - You´re the champ!

PF1 Pick 10 Competition 2016: CHAMPION (2 wins, 8 podiums)

50 Shades of Alsatian - Vettel has been a very naughty boy

Part of Lewis's contract with Mercedes states he must have two company reps at each side at all times when hes using a mobile phone.

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2011 Winner of PF1's pick 10 competition.

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Bottas
Thank you Nico - You´re the champ!

PF1 Pick 10 Competition 2016: CHAMPION (2 wins, 8 podiums)

This are no company reps. One is Simon Oliviera the other a photographer)

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"Everything you can imagine is real." Pablo Picasso

I think they know that. The caption was a joke.

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1994 1995 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 Get well soon Schumi.

No one call anyone a moo-pickle...

You...mean...Razoola made up the caption?

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Bottas
Thank you Nico - You´re the champ!

PF1 Pick 10 Competition 2016: CHAMPION (2 wins, 8 podiums)

You obviously don't follow him on Twitter. His text would be more like: "yo whitto n ronny d. lewis here innit. check out my new gear. fairy cakes be tight mayne."

Yeah, I do, I just don't bother calling attention to any wannabe ghetto thug rapper diction because some take it as quite racist.

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"Wolverine": NO NO NO!!!! You Gas Monkey boys!!!!! My offer is still $150,000 for the latest Mercedes.

hahahaaha!!

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PF1 Pick 10 Competition:
- 3 victories (USA '17, USA '16, Mexico '16),
- 6 podiums
- 2013 Rookie of the Year
- 2014 Championship 6th position
- 2016 Championship 9th position

(with these rather sad faces)
LH: "Lotus launched their car online, here are the pics."
(after some time of analysis)
LH: "So, are we mailing it to Ross, saying that we should concentrate on 2014 already?"

EDIT: added "we" in second sentence... must have been hungry as I ate it

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No pain, no gain!

Lewis: Nico's phone is so much faster it's ridiculous!

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Bottas
Thank you Nico - You´re the champ!

PF1 Pick 10 Competition 2016: CHAMPION (2 wins, 8 podiums)

"Hey guys, watch this.............. It's called 2 girls, 1 cup!"

Here Ross I'm bluetoothing you those pictures of the MP4-28 you wanted.

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

SO I CAN'T WEAVE TO BREAK TOW? WELL HERE'S MY NEW MOVE FOR 2013 CHARLIE.

THE HAMILTON HAND-OFF

Every recent pic I've seen of Lewis so far reminds me of the look of someone who has had a really crappy Christmas present but tries to feign a happy face in order to not cause offence.

Not a caption, I know, but his eyes give it away. He's made a mistake, and he knows it.

I think you might need to borrow this

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Disclaimer: The above post maybe tongue in cheek.

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

That's what Hammy's suit will look like this year.

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1994 1995 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 Get well soon Schumi.

No one call anyone a moo-pickle...

Seb: "What was that safe word again??? FLǕGGȦ∂NKđ€ČHIŒβǾLʃÊN?? FLǕGGȦ∂NKđIŒ€βČHǾLʃÊN??"

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As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

Lewis: "Guys, this new phone you got me doesn't seem to have any upload ability at all"

Guys "Strange that... "

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As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

"Come at me, bro"

Seriously though, good luck

I am sure that for Hamilton it is difficult to be at a team other than McLaren; he spent his whole life there, and even if he is convinced that he took the right decision, the first few weeks at Mercedes will be hard for him. I am not surprised that he is not exultant in these pics! But he will settle down soon enough.

As for results, I think that he is convinced that he can deliver, but he is also aware of the fact that there are many other circumstances that should be taken into account. It was a risky move for him, and any of us making a similar decision would have something more than butterflies in the stomach - I don't think he is different in that.

I just hope he can keep his emotions in check if his season gets off to a poor start. As much as he dresses it up as a long term project, I get the impression he is not a patient man and will expect to see the team moving in a positive direction from the off. The recent media rumblings of behind the scenes politics won't have done much to quell his apprehension, either.

I'm a huge Hamilton fan, but can't help feel that his move was knee-jerk and may put a large blot on his career story. I hope I'm wrong. Roll on Australia.

Anyway, sorry for the hijack.

"Look at this Lewis. We have Seb tied up this year"