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Lewis " have you seen my mrs"

"Oh is that the new Windows phone?"

Lewis: "Nah man its my raspberry or something"

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"Mclarens live telementary, what do you think guys?"

[appreciative smiles]

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http://www.racefan.co.uk

Brawn: 'If I see you on that thing during a race weekend, I'll be shoving it up your ar$e!'

Placid: No. Just... don't. I'm sick of the wolverine "jokes".

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

@thefakekimi's done this one:

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Fry: So.. so I can touch it and things happen?
Lewis: Seriously, Ross, has this guy ever seen a phone before?

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Räikkönen - Vettel - Rosberg - Bottas

Fry : This is the server we used for the 2013 web launch!

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2011 Winner of PF1's pick 10 competition.

Hamilton: Look I hacked into RBR paint server, what shall we do?
Fry: Let's add some purple, he-he.

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The end is near

(watching youtube)

HaHaHaHa,, So you went into that machine, it went wrong and you came out speaking Spanish? HaHaHa. Very clever.

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I have nothing to offer but blood, oil, gears, and sweat.

Brawn: Don't tell me you just did that?

Lewis: No one believed me that I drive a Mercedes.

Lewis: Do I look like a driver that needs a diet?

Nico: Is that Susan Boyle?


Lewis: Yes. I am trying to get him into dating scene.

Ross: Don't tell me he just did that?

Toto: Would be either Susan or Charo standing inside the box? Now we know that Lewis' latest hobby is matchmaking.

Toto: C'mon Man. Go for it!!

Please get him to stop...

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1994 1995 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 Get well soon Schumi.

No one call anyone a moo-pickle...

Lewis: I thought the IT/ PR would keep an eye on what I post.

Dave Chappelle from the crowd: At least they don't make you to spread your cheeks and lift your sack...

p.s: for those of you who haven't seen Chappelle's show, get busy.

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Lewis: do you think this would make brangelina jealous?
Nico: I'm just sooooo happy we're together.

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My Top 5 drivers of all times:
1) Prost/ Schumacher
3) Fangio
4) Lauda
5) Brabham

if you don't like it, too bad! There's a reason why it says "My Top 5"

Selfie time! Nico, pout those lips(!)

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I also have one of these.

lol that outage was annoying

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Lewis: Smile Nico, we are obviously the best looking team on the grid this year.

BTW, has anyone noticed that Nico's hair is much darker than normal?

Lewis " Now seriously guys can I or can I not tweet this? "

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Supporting N#2s since 1995.

LH: "Hey Ross, check out what the birds are tweeting today!"
Ross: (thinking to himself) "<God, may it not be our car telemetry...>"



Ross: "Apparently our new tyre heating device is not working as predicted, we will need time to investigate"
Wolf: "And the excuses begins..."

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No pain, no gain!

which one of you guys is getting fired first.

planet f1 has a poll going...

Caption for all Jerez testing.

PPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: This will be the last time I will have Sergio's special salsa.

Nico: UUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!! Where are my Rolaids?

Sergio: AY DIOS MIO!!!!!!! There are criticizing my cooking.

Max Chilton in the back ground: Call the Ghostbusters. Slimer was here.

Tech: I found this Blackberry right next to the electronic core. This has cause your breakdown.

Jenson: I will get for this Lewis.

Paul thinking: I could really go for a nice Tennessee style BBQ from cousin Dario.

Tech: Keep dreaming Paul. VJ has brought Chicken Methi for dinner with a Paneer Chatbat side dish.

Paul thinking: HELP!!!!!

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