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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:01 am 
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Trees.

Being stationary for 20 years. Then you drive near them a bit tipsy and suddenly they jump in front of you.

A$$hole trees!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:37 pm 
Jokes?

F1 stewards? They seem to be a bunch of clowns atm.


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Tyrrellforever wrote:
Jokes?

F1 stewards? They seem to be a bunch of clowns atm.


ATM they are on holidays!


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Trees.

Being stationary for 20 years. Then you drive near them a bit tipsy and suddenly they jump in front of you.

A$$hole trees!


I have even had one reverse into me :uhoh:


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moby wrote:
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Trees.

Being stationary for 20 years. Then you drive near them a bit tipsy and suddenly they jump in front of you.

A$$hole trees!


I have even had one reverse into me :uhoh:


Like my colleague, he was apparently attacked by a very aggressive lamppost at the car park... His poor car was totalled


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SchumieRules wrote:
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Trees.

Being stationary for 20 years. Then you drive near them a bit tipsy and suddenly they jump in front of you.

A$$hole trees!


I have even had one reverse into me :uhoh:


Like my colleague, he was apparently attacked by a very aggressive lamppost at the car park... His poor car was totalled


It's not just cars... I've seen bushes attack some very innocent bystanders before as well...

:D :D :D


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Gothalamide wrote:
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moby wrote:
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Trees.

Being stationary for 20 years. Then you drive near them a bit tipsy and suddenly they jump in front of you.

A$$hole trees!


I have even had one reverse into me :uhoh:


Like my colleague, he was apparently attacked by a very aggressive lamppost at the car park... His poor car was totalled


It's not just cars... I've seen bushes attack some very innocent bystanders before as well...

:D :D :D


Sort of snuck up on them and err am-bushed them?


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DONT drink and drive.

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DONT drink and drive.

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Can't see the image.


hope that works, it worked before, when i previewed it, :S


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The worst plane crash in the history of Ireland occurred last night when a small, single engine Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish air crash investigators have discovered more than 400 bodies so far and the death toll is expected to rise as they keep digging.

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Two fat blokes in a pub. One of them says, "your round." The other one replies, "so are you, you fat b**tard!"

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SchumieRules wrote:
Tyrrellforever wrote:
Jokes?

F1 stewards? They seem to be a bunch of clowns atm.


ATM they are on holidays!

Yeah, and they charge you loads just to take your money out while your there.




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Just had an email off my son I thought I would share

Thought u might like some of these
Letters to VIZ magazine

* Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour. Chris Scaife, Jesmond.

* What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that!

* Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's minge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh? P Boddington, Ringway


* Imagine my shock at getting a letter from my doctor advising me I only had a month to live but thankfully the letter was not for me but for my son with the same name who lives with us. Close call !


* What is it with diabetics? One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!" The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "No thanks, I'm diabetic." I wish they'd get their story straight.


* WHY DON'T NHS bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.


* Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk, but McDonalds continue serving them fat f***ers? It’s hardly fair.


* Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger De Courcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius


* The person who coined the phrase "as different as chalk and cheese" obviously hadn't tasted Kwik Save's cheddar.


* They say football is a game of two halves. Not for me it isn't. I regularly down eight or nine pints whilst watching a live game on Sky TV in my local.


* If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn't it about time that the city of Glasgow received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?


* These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down


* We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort: as the BBC pointed out, she "bravely remained in London beside her husband" during the war. This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and tiddled off, first to France , then North Africa , Italy , France (again) and finally Germany . The shame will always be with us.


* Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London . That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe. Werner Hoffman, Munich .


* I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to.


* Davina McCall says that dangling off a helicopter over the Grand Canyon on a 700 foot bungee rope was the most terrifying and dangerous thing she has ever done. She must be forgetting that she went out with Stan Collymore.


* I heard recently that, on average, Gordon Brown receives two turds in the post each week. What I want to know is................ who's sending the other one ?



*amazing simple home remedies just for men*

1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.


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An old man is preparing for the funeral of his recently departed wife.

He phones up a local funeral director to get a quote. The director says he can do a complete package for £3000 covering everything, even digging the grave.

The man asks, "oh good, is that the whole thing?"

The director replies, "Er, yes. That's the hole thing."

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If you take 9 pigs, 4 cows and 3 dogs what do you get?

A hen party in Blackpool.

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I saw a chameleon at the zoo today, thus proving itself to be a pretty sh*t chameleon.

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Just been reading the latest edition of the Oxford English Thesaurus. It's nothing to write house about.

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I was wondering about the first guy that ate an egg.

Who on Earth would think: "Oh, look what came out of that chicken's a$$, I GOTTA TRY THIS"!


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SchumieRules wrote:
I was wondering about the first guy that ate an egg.

Who on Earth would think: "Oh, look what came out of that chicken's a$$, I GOTTA TRY THIS"!


I some times wonder about the perv who got the idea of putting a fish swim bladder in beer :?


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moby wrote:
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I was wondering about the first guy that ate an egg.

Who on Earth would think: "Oh, look what came out of that chicken's a$$, I GOTTA TRY THIS"!


I some times wonder about the perv who got the idea of putting a fish swim bladder in beer :?

or who put beer into a bladder to carry it?


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bbobeckyj wrote:
moby wrote:
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I was wondering about the first guy that ate an egg.

Who on Earth would think: "Oh, look what came out of that chicken's a$$, I GOTTA TRY THIS"!


I some times wonder about the perv who got the idea of putting a fish swim bladder in beer :?

or who put beer into a bladder to carry it?


Thats the way I carry it most of the time :D


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moby wrote:
bbobeckyj wrote:
moby wrote:
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I was wondering about the first guy that ate an egg.
Who on Earth would think: "Oh, look what came out of that chicken's a$$, I GOTTA TRY THIS"!
I some times wonder about the perv who got the idea of putting a fish swim bladder in beer :?
or who put beer into a bladder to carry it?
Thats the way I carry it most of the time :D
I wish I could say that I set that up on purpose :)


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So this guys is training to become a vet. He fails the final exams as he didn't know the answer regarding performing an abortion to a cow. He goes to a bar to drink his sorrow away. The barman sees him at such a bad state in the middle of the day and asks:

- What's wrong mate?

The guy replies:

- Naaah, forget it. You can't help me unless you know how to perform an abortion to a cow

So the barman goes:

- Oh dude, you're seriously f*cked up!!!


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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a three incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a three incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite counter tops for the kitchen."


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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a three incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a three incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite counter tops for the kitchen."


It turned out OK though because he remembered what caused the accident, and was able to recover most of the missing part, which they had found in his girlfriends mouth and have sewn it back on.


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It said remove top and push up bottom.
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I was at the Olympics in London and I saw this guy with a six meter fibreglass stick over his shoulder walking towards the track and field area. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" and he replied "No I'm a German. How did you know my name is Vaulter?"


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Last week, Ethel checked into a hotel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

After a short pause he says "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."


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What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers!

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Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager,' she said, 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said, 'Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a fax!!'


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THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS” :

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England . It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”


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DrG wrote:
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS” :

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England . It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

:lol: I saw that on facebook a few days ago, and from working in the hospitality industry and I can believe even the most stupid ones of those to be true!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:20 am 
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Not a joke as such, but I laughed my 'bits' off when I was told.

A person who frequents the pub I go to is a bit of a nerd. As he works in health, he is always onto the others that they should follow so-and-so advice no matter how duff it looks. (He does this to the point of exasperation, so dont feel sorry for him :twisted: )

Some of the others there sent him a package on what looked like hospital stationary and 12 'sample pots ' inside.

The covering letter said that as a result of his previous tests, they needed to check his semen count, and would he pleas fill each dated pot for 2 weeks in date order. Also, that as the pots were quite large, each would take at least 4 'emissions' to allow them to test the days sample.

It apparently came with an addressed return envelope and looked the real thing. it is day 10 today, and I think they are letting it slip tonight, but unfortunately I can not be there. :D


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:27 am 
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moby wrote:
Not a joke as such, but I laughed my 'bits' off when I was told.

A person who frequents the pub I go to is a bit of a nerd. As he works in health, he is always onto the others that they should follow so-and-so advice no matter how duff it looks. (He does this to the point of exasperation, so dont feel sorry for him :twisted: )

Some of the others there sent him a package on what looked like hospital stationary and 12 'sample pots ' inside.

The covering letter said that as a result of his previous tests, they needed to check his semen count, and would he pleas fill each dated pot for 2 weeks in date order. Also, that as the pots were quite large, each would take at least 4 'emissions' to allow them to test the days sample.

It apparently came with an addressed return envelope and looked the real thing. it is day 10 today, and I think they are letting it slip tonight, but unfortunately I can not be there. :D

:twisted: :lol:

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Maybe we should have a pranks thread


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:12 am 
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moby wrote:
Not a joke as such, but I laughed my 'bits' off when I was told.

A person who frequents the pub I go to is a bit of a nerd. As he works in health, he is always onto the others that they should follow so-and-so advice no matter how duff it looks. (He does this to the point of exasperation, so dont feel sorry for him :twisted: )

Some of the others there sent him a package on what looked like hospital stationary and 12 'sample pots ' inside.

The covering letter said that as a result of his previous tests, they needed to check his semen count, and would he pleas fill each dated pot for 2 weeks in date order. Also, that as the pots were quite large, each would take at least 4 'emissions' to allow them to test the days sample.

It apparently came with an addressed return envelope and looked the real thing. it is day 10 today, and I think they are letting it slip tonight, but unfortunately I can not be there. :D


I gave a full on belly laugh. Thankfully, no one else is in the office at the moment, but jesus, this cracked me up. That is brilliantly mean.


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